Today at work, my friend Phil came back from lunch smelling like a pile of Onions. He stinks! So I decided I needed to write a little blog post about workplace personal scent etiquette. It is NEVER ok to come to work smelling like the following:
- Onions
- Beef Stew
- Cigarettes
- Elk Urine
- The back of a garbage truck
- A McDonalds, or any other fastfood bathroom
- Fish
- B.O. covered by Old Spice
- Curve for Men
- Wet Dog
- Sunflowers Perfume
- Dirty Laundry
- Aqua Net Hairspray
- Hot Dogs
- Adidas Cologne
- Teen Spirit Deodorant
- Baby Vomit
- Beer
- Cabbage
- Lindsay Lohan
It is acceptable to come to work smelling like the following:
- Rubber Cement
- Really big sharpie Markers
- Paint Thinner
- W-D 40
- Those colorful smelly good markers.
Please feel free to sit in my Cube if you smell like the above 5. The above 20, please move your workstation to the break room with the homeless man for the rest of the day.
That is all.
